Seleysphere

shuryou:

sailorswayze:

example of why i dont make comics very often

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“Texting on my day off, “Hey babe what’s going on?”
“Sorry I can’t make it out”, sad face emoticon
It’s funny how I see you with these bad boys you hanging on
I told ya I’m a soldier need a girl scout to tag-a-long
Face down ass up, that’s the way you left me
I thought there was a spark but we were missing Lisa Leslie
“You know it’s fucking childish to write a song to get me”
I’m always fucking childish you knew that when you met me

Never kiss in public but at home I am affectionate
Fucking bitches left and right my dick is ambidextrous
I know you probably texting this lyric to friends
Saying “This nigga think he all that. He fucking sucked in bed”, well uhh…
I think we both know that I worked that ass
I hope your dude can keep it stretched, yoga class
I’m trying hard not to use a specific reference
But you’ll probably know that it’s you after the first sentence
So let me quit while I’m ahead like a penis tip
And I never was in love with you I hope you know I’m meaning it”
— Childish Gambino - The Longest Text Message (via princessjinx)
Holy Crap

The past two days have been really hectic. 

Have been running around doing many different jobs for my dad.

When I’m not doing that I’m dealing with my sister’s drama. 

Nothing is like being home again.